Crys jokes

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?

Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.

I didn't steal it. 🌚

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?

Because they won't have a parent to cry to.

I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"

He started crying.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

Friend: What fly's and cry's?

You: A cloud.

My friend thinks he is funny.

He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.

Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!

I bought my sister a trampoline. She sat in her wheelchair and cried.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?

Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.