Crys jokes
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
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If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.