How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Crys Jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Friend: What fly's and cry's?
You: A cloud.
How do you make a mime cry?
You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
My friend thinks he is funny.
He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion, so I threw a coconut at him.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Your kid's so ugly he would make a Happy Meal cry.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
