Crys jokes

There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."

The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.