Crys jokes

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit in the dark and cry.

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they are all crying in a dark corner.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why is an orphan crying about its family?

Because it can't "let it go."

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

What's the difference between babies and onions?

You don't cry cutting up babies.

How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.

My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.