Cry jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Deez nuts eat nuts.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.