so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
If your ever bored just bully an orphan, what are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
I saw a small kid crying so I asked him "where's ur mom" but he started crying so I left the funeral🙂🙂
friend: what fly's and cry's
you: a cloud
your mamma so ugly when the baby came out of her the baby didn't cry the baby said what the hell is this shit and walked out of the hospital.
i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Your gf/bf says: "Im dating your uncle..." Your start crying and you look under the bed and your uncle says: "Dam"
Hey guys! just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch...
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
You mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions the onions cried instead of her.
What do you do when your sad nothing because you are just crying aobut something happening to you
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.
no matter how much i cry the the white people till left me hanging
Peter: Curses Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Peter: *Crying* Jacob: Why are you crying Jacob: Whatever * Leaves orphanage*
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
I accidentlly said go cry to your mom to an orphan😭
what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center
Ryan I layed out more jokes than you have crying about me!
