Cry Jokes

Q: what is the difference between a pizza and a baby? A: the pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

Nock nock who’s there boo boo hoo don’t cry baby

What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?

Her abortion

Toilet paper cried across the road

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying he asks her what is wrong? She replies I lost my, my family, my friends and my home the man then unties his pants and says then young lady ur day is about to get worse

i am going to scream, this is a cry for help

I was chopping onions with my brothers so my little sisters cryed onions was a good dog

imagine being an orphan * kid beside me crying*

An asian walked up to a another asian that was crying. He asked, "Is somting wong?" The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon"

Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did. His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.