Cry jokes
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Deez nuts eat nuts.
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.