Cry jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Deez nuts eat nuts.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?