Cry jokes
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What do you call a pencil with no end?..
Pointless.
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!