Cry jokes

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.

He never came back the next day, says the local news.

What do you call a pencil with no end?..

Pointless.

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.

Me: Where's your mom?

Kid: [cries]

Me: [leaving from the adoption center]

What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

What’s red and cries?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

Q: What is the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A: The pizza does not scream when you put it in the oven.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!