Cry jokes
Me: Where's your mom?
Kid: [cries]
Me: [leaving from the adoption center]
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
What is Ronaldo's favorite fruit?
Oranges because they have vitamin C.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch?
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a crying dick?
I call it a crying dick.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!