Cry jokes

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?

Family gathering.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.