Cry jokes

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C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?

Family gathering.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

What's the difference between a penis and a gun?

A child doesn't cry when a gun goes off in its mouth.