Cry jokes

I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?

You cry when you cut an onion.

🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵

C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

Gotta dive and cry some more.

It's Penalty time and it won't be long.

‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.

Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?

Family gathering.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.

If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.

Oh wait...

Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂