🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
