Cry Jokes

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin

I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far

Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*

What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?

A DEPPression.

(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.

"I wasn't that drunk yesterday." "Oh boy you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.