Cry Jokes

Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*

what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms

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Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.

what the difference between a baby and a brick

I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall

i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

she started crying

What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative, nothing they both make you cry when you look at it

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*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

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I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.

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Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE

why did the orphan cry when he got back home

because he did not have one

Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?

A: He was in a mid-life crisis

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I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;