Cry jokes

A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

You're so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.

I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.

Because I am an orphan.

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

What do you do when a baby starts to cry?

You use more lube.

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

My mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. I didn't know what she was doing but she grabbed my cock and started sucking. Then I found out on porn she was doing deep throat.

A couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, I thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. I cried for 5 hours. Luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.

Roses are dead. violets are dying. Outside I'm smiling. Inside I'm crying.