Cry Jokes

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or no legs. One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked." The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"

Once I saw A girl crying and asked where are your parents; God I love working at orphanages.

bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents

Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?

Her miscarriage

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?

Why are so many people mean to orphans???

They can’t cry to their parents

if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby, The refigerator dosent cry when i put my meat in it

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo

How do demons cry?

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I hate crying

Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son, Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day.😐