Cry jokes
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?