Cry jokes
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"