I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
so one day a boy was at his dads work when another little boy ran in crying then the dad said aw little boy are you lost wheres your parents and the little boy at his dads work said OMG! dad you cant say that! why cant he say that?
Answer: He works at an Orphanage.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying
Whats the difference between cancer and my dad. Cancer is still here😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
Why do I go around making Orphan jokes ? Because they can't go crying to there parent 😅
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Me having a good day. Going on a walk on a peaceful day.
My depression: hey, what's up!
Me: go away.
My depression: well how rude.
Me: 🙄.
My depression: remember that one time......
Me: no, don't even.
My depression: that we.....
Me: nope.
My depression: *says really fast*: said that one stupid joke that wasn't funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilled water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like you do every single night.
Me: 😳😶😟.
My depression: 😉 don't worry I'll always be here for you.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying. My friend: what’s wrong? Me: nothing its just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
what the difference between a baby and a brick
I brick doesn't cry when you trow it on a wall
I can cry but I don't have eyes i can fly but i don't have wings who am i?
A cloud
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
I watched the series of unfortanet events 4 times all the shows 4 times, : me -crying - I am trying to finish the rest then my brother comes in and says it is PG, ( parent guidens) after that.... My brother called me a bAby then he pushed me off my bed.😭
One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him. There was a crying pandemic going around.
