I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”
“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
if yall gotta crush on me tell me now before my dad spends my valentines money on crack and alcohol
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 let. Him LICK 👅 your vagina
if u text ur crush and they leave u on read, just know that read has four letters. yk what also has four letters? mine. so that basically means that you are theirs. :)
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunatley, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
Me: truth or dare?
Crush: dare
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number
Crush: umm nevermind truth
Me: ok what is your phone number
Your mum is so fat when she reached for the remote and when she found it it was crushed
Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
what's a buildings first crush, a plane.
