Cross jokes
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."