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Cross Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

How do you know if a comedian is high?

Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.

If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

Double!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Triple!

Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

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Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?

A. Hot cross bunnies!

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go