Cross jokes
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, he got nailed before he died!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.
Double!
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Triple!
Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the van cross the road?
To get to the school for the little kids.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?
I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!