Cross

Cross jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the bitch house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Did Jesus die a virgin?

Of course not, he got nailed before he died!

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  • Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

    Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Son: Why?

    Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

    How do you know if a comedian is high?

    Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.

    If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

    Double!

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

    Triple!

    Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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  • What do you get when you cross an octopus with a Mexican?

    I don't know, but man can it pick lettuce.

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  • Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?

    To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.