Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Cross Jokes
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
