Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why cant the toliot paper cross the road- because it got stuck in a crack
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
Why did the Canadian cross the road? To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Why did princess Diana cross the road?
-she wasn't wearing a seat belt
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
why did jake cross the road? to get a Hagen Daz bar
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
