Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
How did Princess Diana cross the road?
Through the windshield!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.