Cross jokes
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!