Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
