why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
