Cross

Cross jokes

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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  • Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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  • What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.

    Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

    She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

    Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!