Cross jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts to do it.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?
There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.