Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you confuse a ginger?
Throw a cross at them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It doesn't matter, he's dead.
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
