Cross

Cross jokes

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!