Cross jokes
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Why did the knight cross the road?
He can't because his armor was too heavy.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?