What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?