What happened to the police that crossed the road?
Solved a murder involving the nut case.
What do you het when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Your forehead is so long even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did mom cross the road? To kill you
why did they chicken cross the rode to get away from this conversation
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and......a Tesla.
Why did ama cross the road
To find his dad
what do u cross with a cow and a tiger (mooigter)
Why did the condom cross the road...... Because he was pissed off.
Did jesus cut his nails? No! His nails cut through him.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall
(Do you get the joke)
(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)
why did the orphan cross the road to die on the other side
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have? A: Eggs
why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
what do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator Fidel castro
why did the man cross the road...?
because he wanted to :) :) :)
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
