Cross

Cross jokes

Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."

Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?

Shredded tweet!