Cross jokes
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed receiving medical treatment soon after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit Bob and told him this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb peaking mountains, and cross low valleys."
Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂