Cross jokes
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.