Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Cross Jokes
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
