Cross jokes
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Why did Ama cross the road?
To find his dad.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Did Jesus cut his nails?
No! His nails cut through him.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to skull.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and corrupt dictator, Fidel Castro?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.