Your mama so fat she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
your so fat you lasted a whole year on the cross just of your fat
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer 13 0 1
t thelittletimmy6 days ago 1 like = 1 more child in my blender 82 5 11
a andrewgrayson5 days ago Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy. 27 1 3
M MedievalJoker22 hours ago in America Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!? 4 0 0
h heeeieo3sxedcv bnm10 hours ago When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane. 3 0 2
The Legend1 day ago Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils? 5 0 0
Staniel13 hours ago A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive." 3 0 2
Staniel14 hours ago Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today 3 0 0
TheForeverVirgin5 days ago 1 like=1 more orphan I dropkick 28 2 5
Anonymous1 day ago Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :) 4 0 0
Anonymous7 hours ago in Orphan what makes an orphan jump? A Bridge 2 0 1
G Goofy ah11 hours ago I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate 2 0 1
A Alastor Already From Hell14 hours ago What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4 2 0 0
C COLINGAMING2000915 hours ago A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you" 3 1 1
Sandwichtheif16 hours ago Why can’t orphans play baseball?
He can’t find home 2 0 0
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Anonymous5 days ago in Orphan What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt me. 15 1 1
e easports3 days ago 1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me 8 2 3
Z Za_gotjokesss4 days ago My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt 7 0 0
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Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover it's called flying through the windshield and the song's name is crossing the street
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why cant the ctrl key cross the road? Because it is a 8 lane highway.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
GUESS WHAT U GET WHEN U CROSS A DARKSIDE AND YOUR KING
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
