Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
why did the orphan cross the road
so he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents
You're so fat, you lasted a whole year on the cross just off of your fat.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at chic fl a.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
