why did the orphan cross the road because he doesnt have parnets
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup Beauty
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden, and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she found herself soon homeless, begging for food or money to survive.
She used to occupy a street next to a theater; not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her; every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well, that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every tuesday - just to keep her spirits up.
One tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story, and decided to share his fortune.
Gentleman: I work as a magician in the touring show - today we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate - but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin.
Why can’t the baby cross the road? Walls
Why did the chicken cross the road...because his mom said ven bakac🐔🐓
Why did the black guy cross the street to check king van
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
why didi the hiken cross he roadAnswer Answer a (the man he said He's to rape the people on. The side on the road chi
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why did the homeless man stop to help the kids cross the street?
To get them into his van.
why did sophia cross the road to eat her nuggies
Pls follow me at Mary.cristal03 On tiktok why did the chicken cross the road ? Really there is an answer and he never made it across so
Why did the orphan cross the road? To try to find his parents but it was FREAKING USELESS
Why did the knight cross the road
He can not because his armor was to heavy
Why did your mom cross the road? Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
