Cross jokes
Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?
Teacher: 203
Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
Teacher: You can't.
Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?
Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.
The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?
Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.
Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.
Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?
Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?
Student: No, the alligators are at the party.
Sally dies anyway, how?
Teacher: She frowned?
Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why is "T" well-respected, but more in its lowercase form?
It crossed the line with Jesus.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.