15+ Best Credit Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Man

596 views · Erichh · 3 years ago

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Credit Card

15 views · Bozo · 2 years ago

A green frog is shown with pink hearts surrounding it, and the text “OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD” is superimposed on the image.

Man

78 views · Apollo · 1 year ago

FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Value

17 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Values be like for alphabets:

The image shows the text "OH NO!! X FORGOT HIS VALUE AGAIN!!" in large red letters at the top, followed by the text "I (Four) need your help finding it again. I think the digits on your parents' credit card may help us find the solution! HURRY! WE NEED TO HELP X!" below in black letters on a blurred grey background. In the lower right, there are two cartoon figures. On the left side is a blue character shaped like a number 4. Next to the 4 is a yellow figure shaped like an X, who appears distressed and is crying.

Surgery

8 views · Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads "Doctor: It was a long and hard surgery, but we reattached your torso. *credit card declines* Doctor:" above a picture of a yellow figure holding a red figure. The red figure is being held with their head down.

Sculpture

7 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

A marble sculpture of a frog from the Shang Dynasty (1600-1045 B.C.). Credit and Collection: Sotheby's.

View

87 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Ignore line & ovals

The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.

Marvel

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

When a Marvel movie reaches the credits.

A man is singing into a microphone. The caption below says, "But baby, baby somethin's tellin' me this ain't over yet."

Name

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a question "What's your Jimmy Neutron name?" and then defines how to create one. First name is your parent's credit card number, middle name the three wacky digits on the back, and last name is the expiration date. The text is placed over an image of the show "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" with some characters from the show.

Credit Card

4 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image shows a phone notification from Chime indicating a declined transaction at Papa John's due to insufficient funds, followed by a picture of a dejected-looking man representing the credit card thief.

Trial

4 views · Team Minecraft · 2 years ago

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Tattoo

57 views · Shitpost master-general · 5 months ago

A meme with text at the top and an image below. The text reads: "Tattoo artist: your tattoo is done! Credit card: *declines* Tattoo artist:". Below the text, a pair of hands is shown using a potato peeler to peel a potato, with potato peels already on the surface.

Comparison

1 view · ⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧ · 2 years ago

accurate af (credit to wade)

The image shows a comparison. On the left is a photo of a girl with glasses and pouting lips. On the right is a blob fish. There is an equal sign between the two images.

Christmas

1 view · Pankake · 1 year ago

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

Credit Card

3 views · Apollo · 1 year ago

;)

A light green frog with a serious look is surrounded by pink hearts. The text says "OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD"

Comeback

34 views · ligma · 3 years ago

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."