what do u get when u mix a cow with a eathquake?? milkshake
a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
why was there a ummmmm a cow? .......... to moo
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
one day a teacher says:"what does a pig give us?" a student says:"bacon!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a chicken give us?" a student says:"eggs!" the teacher says:"good! now, what does a fat cow give us?" a student says:"homework!" the whole class laughs
What do you call a united cow? a united steaks 🤣🤣🤣
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
what do u call a indian eating cows mooove two jail
kylin milks me all day like ima cow
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth đź¤. Dirty bitch
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
What do you call a cow that can't milk
A failure!
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
What's the difference between the twin towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food