a cow is a earthquake it's a milkshake
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat? A:cowacat B:mooure C:cowacatfood
Why did the cow say moo..
Because he had to go poo
what do u call a indian eating cows mooove two jail
kylin milks me all day like ima cow
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me
What do you call a Legless Cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food
ME: Knock knock. MY GRANDMA: Who’s there?
ME: Interrupting cow.
MY GRANDMA:Interrupting c- Dies from heart attack
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, THEN ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Like if you blow male cows
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
Q: what it's a cow A: a bad cow
