Dachshund jokes

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?

The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."

Top ten dog breeds:

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8. Beautiful

7. Animals

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5. Judgement

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2. Cruel

1. Dachshund

What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.