Dachshund jokes
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
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What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shitzu.
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
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