Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
Dachshund Jokes
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.