Country

Country Jokes

My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.

Victory assured I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.

A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings

I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement

Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.

People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary