U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is the the police lights are different
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth dissappear.
if someones debated the speed of light and a drunk russian, the russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings
I want to run. I go Iran. Because I RAN not Iran because it’s a Iran joke about the country not the movement
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal and one man came up with a great idea. He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary
What do u call a united cow? United Steaks
In Ohio,People walk with thier hands
Germany is The best🥳🥳
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
why do Indians hate snow
because its white and all over there land