this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., awh awh awh"
OK son", he says. It's as easy as counting to 5.
1. Pull down your pants. 2. Pull back your foreskin. 3. Pee in the toilet. 4. Put your foreskin back. 5. Pull up your pants.
From then on, every time the boy goes to the toilet, he counts from 1 to 5. One day, the father noticed his son was taking quite some time in the toilet. He went to check on him and overheard his son saying "2,4,2,4,2,4,2,4".
yo mamas so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
It's the 1940s
The chink was counting his shillings The chink was bitching His wife got raped in nanking The chink counts his shillings
The chink gets sook chinged!
what do you call a kid with 15 nuke's and a shotgun.the final count down
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat , it counted as a threesome
What did the calculator say to the student? You can always count on me.
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed. Me: If your only counting me. 100%
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft but does me being 6ft under count?
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein
Yo mamas so fat when she went in the scale it said still counting
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
There is only 363 days in a year for orphans because mother and farthers day don't count
