There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Me, "Hey are your parents home?" Orphan; "Stop calling here."
*me in the corner*
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
what is blue and sits in a corner ? a baby in a baggy
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
do you know how to confuse hellen keller? put her in a room and tell her to find the corner
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner -- and she looked.
