What is smal, red and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, The Train.
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
ME: hey joe updog
Joe:what
me:updog
Whats updog 0.0 *facepalms*
me: lol in the corner
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work "
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly
Because whenever they hit the corner they build a shop
Why ain’t Indian packiscan aloud in the World Cup of baseball? Every time they hit a corner they open a shop
what do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
a peking duck
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
what is blue and sits in a corner ? a baby in a baggy
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There usually 90^!
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My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
