What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because everytime they take a corner they open up a shop
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
why did the romans build stright roads so the pachy bastards didny build corner shops
My builder was extending my basment when he questioned me because he found three ded kids n a corner tied together
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
