Corner jokes
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It's always 90 degrees there.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Yesterday I had a party in my basement.
I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13, damn I forgot about them!
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.