Corner jokes
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold? A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
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The little kid in the corner is me
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Extremely depressing poem I wrote last year when I tried to kill myself
They were an inch wide and a centimeter deep But I don’t remember the length As I passed out in fear I remember staying pure Not being afraid of what I could do But I broke that years ago Last year, they used to be a millimeter wide and a nanometer deep An inch long I cried yet it wasn’t enough for me I remember being hot The wool sweater … Read more