Stand in the corner.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why are Muslims terrible at football?
Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?
Because he’s disabled.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
