Corner jokes

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

Stand in the corner.

What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?

An octopus.

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

Why are Muslims terrible at football?

Because every time they have a corner, they build a shop.

Why can’t the disabled kid live on the corner?

Because he’s disabled.

The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?

Answer: A stamp.

Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?

Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.

What happens when two walls meet?

They are cornered.

What did the wall say to the wall?

"Meet you at the corner."

You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.

Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?

When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?

"Up your butt and around the corner!"