Conversation jokes
Guess what?
Good guess.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
These are all really nice jokes, but here is one.
Boy: Spell ME.
Girl: M-E.
Boy: You forgot the D.
Girl: There is no D in ME.
Boy: Not yet.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
Friend: I'm gonna go ask out my crush.
Me: *fake sneezes* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
Man asking waitress, "Pardon me, miss, may I ask you about the menu, please?"
Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"