Conversation jokes

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.

It was one-sided.

Knock, knock.

"Who's there?"

"Ash."

"Ash who?"

"Bless you!"

What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"

I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.

I didn't want to interrupt her.

"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."

"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

A guy finds a genie.

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you.