New Conversation Jokes - Page 16

Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!

Orphan: You will?

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

Let's chat here, Prince.

Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."

Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸

"Just say no to drugs!"

Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

People judge me because I'm quiet.

No one plans a massacre out loud.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Can anyone talk with me? Bored...

Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Or,

"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

Prince, can we please chat?

This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.