Conversation jokes
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
"freshfry talk to me!"
What did the steak say to the other steak?
"Princess, let's talk!"
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
"Alex! We need to talk! Now!"
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(