Conversation jokes

Daughter

    • I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.

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    • Tampon

    • What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

    Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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    • Orphan

    • Peter: *curses*

    Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

    Peter: Jokes on you, I don't have a mom.

    Tony: *having a heart attack* AFSJDHFKJJD Peter, we talked about this!!!

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    • WiFi

    • Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

    P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

    P2: Airplane wifi.

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    • Slogan

    • Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

    My friend: What?

    Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

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    • Ex

    • Two friends are talking and one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The friend says, "I was in my car."

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    • Knife

    • When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

    Orphanage

    • Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

    Or,

    "Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"

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