New Conversation Jokes - Page 15

"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?

Officer: Hi, how high are you?

Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"

Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.

Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.

Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.

Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!

Dad: Uh...

*hides his rifle*

Bob: Siri, call 666!

*dialing noises*

Bob: Hello?

Bob's dad: Hi!

I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!

Bob Weir: Where are you going?

Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Let's talk.

You wanna talk Kenya ;)

Son: Hi.

Dad: Yo.

I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.