Conversation jokes
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”
Two cows standing in a paddock, one says, "Moo." The other turns to him and says, "I was just going to say that!"
I ran into a dwarf, and he said, “Well, I’m not happy.”
Me: Then which one are you?
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me, what did you do?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Kid: What is between mom's legs?
Dad: Paradise.
Kid: What's between your legs?
Dad: The key to paradise.
Kid: Well, you better change the lock, the neighbor has the key to.
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
What did the cow say to the prostitute?
Moo.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
What did the math book say to the other math book? Wanna hear my problems?
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
So, a bear and a rabbit are in a field. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Does your poop stick to your fur?" The rabbit replied, "No." Then the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
What did one ankle say to the other? Good morning, how are you today?