What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Jake Paul
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
