Controversy jokes
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
The Twin Towers and genders have a lot in common. There used to be two, and now it's just a touchy subject.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
"You only get offended because it's true"
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.
Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"
Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."
Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
Jake Paul
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.