Controversy jokes
Jake Paul is some ass.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
RIP Harambe.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Why didn’t the Japanese guy get a high five? Cause Logan Paul left him hanging...
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Trump, must I say more?
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.