Controversy jokes
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.