Controversy jokes
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Memes
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...