What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
Sodomising a physically challenged homophobic heterosexual white male is better than the smallest act of kindness.
