Controversy Jokes

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

Kids play with both of them.

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.

The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.

Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.

It worked.

"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."

The image shows a two-panel meme using Winnie the Pooh. The top panel shows Winnie the Pooh with a somewhat bored expression. The text next to him reads, "Abortion." The bottom panel shows Winnie the Pooh in a tuxedo with a pleased expression. The text next to him reads, "Spawn kill."

How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

The Mikey Jackson club.

How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

Nobody:

Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.

I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...

Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.

It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...