Controversy jokes
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice...