Controversy jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
"Hee hee touched me."
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.