Controversy jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
"Hee hee touched me."
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Memes
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.