Controversy jokes
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
"Hee hee touched me."
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.