Controversy

Controversy jokes

Priest

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic.

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  • Hitler

    When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

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  • Memes

    Man

    A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

    A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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  • Hitler

    What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

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  • Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"

    The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."

    Hypocrisy

    Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

    Priest

    Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

    Michael Jackson

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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  • Priest

    A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.

    He orders a drink.

    Hotdog

    What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

    A 50-year-old piece of meat.

    A 12-year-old bun.

    Feminist

    What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

    At least Hitler actually did something.

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