Controversy jokes
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
this convo is crazy
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Andrew Tate.
(That's the joke!)
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What do the initials NAACP stand for? National Association For The Advancement Of Colored Pedophiles.