Controversy jokes
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Have you seen the Woody Allen v Mia Farrow series on HBO? If you like details about child molestation without having to do it yourself, boy do I have the show for you!
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
What is the difference between Nicole Brown Simpson and cancer?
OJ couldn’t kill cancer.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.