What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
"Hee hee touched me."
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
