Controversy jokes
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Memes
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.