Controversy jokes
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
What's harder than steel?
Michel Jackson in an orphanage.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
Abortion is not murder, it's just canceling your preorder.
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.