How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
I never touched kids, just woman, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why don’t pedophiles win races? They like to come in a little behind.
Howard abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A Pedo Peter.)
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
When Chris brown herd he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman
Stop the cap
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history
why do they cal it abortion? because they aborted the misson.
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel Lied.
What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
