Controversy jokes
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Memes
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.