Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
If Donald Trump is running against Bill Clinton, it's safe to say that we are witnessing the Lolita Express Erections...oops, I mean Elections.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
