Controversy jokes
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
"You only get offended because it's true"
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."