Michael Jackson and Mickey Mouse

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. This one's a classic example of dark humor. You got Michael Jackson, who, let's be real, had some pretty serious accusations about being a pedophile, right? And then you got Mickey Mouse, a cartoon rodent. The joke's punchline is that even though Mickey Mouse is just a cartoon, and the joke calls him a 'disease-carrying rodent,' *he* can still be around kids without people freaking out, unlike poor old MJ who had that, uh, *reputation*. Get it? It's messed up, I know, but that's the point, you simpleton.