Teabag jokes
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
How does Jesus make tea?
Hebrews it.