Teabag jokes
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn鈥檛 fall. 馃槑
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.