What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
9/11 is like genders. There used to be two of them and now itβs a touchy subject.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
Why donβt pedophiles win races? They like to come in a little behind.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
