Controversy jokes
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."