There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
RIP Harambe.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Like this post if you think pineapple belongs on pizza.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?
Raped an eight-year-old girl.
