Controversy jokes

Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.

What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?

Little boys' pants are half off!

What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?

One had the last supper.

There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?

They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

I think God is cool with abortion.

After all, he did kill his only son.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?

The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.

What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?

I haven't been caught.

"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."

Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.

RIP Harambe.

I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.

The last entry was about 12 years old.

What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?

One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.

What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.