Controversy jokes

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?

They fight and... You know the rest.

What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?

Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.

RIP Harambe.

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

Nobody:

Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.

When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.

It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!

What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

Tying.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees?

Raped an eight-year-old girl.