Controversy jokes
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.
What does McDonald's and a Catholic priest have in common?
They both put their meat in 10-year-old buns.
I think God is cool with abortion.
After all, he did kill his only son.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
RIP Harambe.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
I found Jeffrey Epstein’s diary the other day.
The last entry was about 12 years old.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What is Michael Jackson's favorite movie?
The Boy in the Plastic Bubble? Why? The boy who was in the bubble.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.