Controversy jokes
What's similar between McDonald's and priests?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Why don’t pedophiles win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
George Floyd: 3 years sober, drug and alcohol free.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns!
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.