Controversy jokes
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
I'm back on BIGO Live.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.