Controversy jokes
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What's Elizabeth Warren's nickname?
Pocahontas
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Jake Paul
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".