Controversy jokes
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
I once got raped. I was asking for it though.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
I'm back on BIGO Live.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".