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I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
