What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.
Why do people hate abortion jokes?
It leaves you with an empty feeling inside.
What's the difference between women and men?
Men have rights.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Become an anti-furry for free KFC and dead orphans in your basement.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
what’s the difference between jesus and maddie mccann one had the last supper
There’s so many protests. Every time I see my body my choice, I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies
I think God is cool with abortion
After all, he did kill his only son
RIP Harambe.
