Controversy jokes

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?

They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.

What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?

They're both turned on by kids.

Trump, must I say more?

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

I'm back on BIGO Live.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.