Controversy jokes

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?

A school shooting.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

I'm back on BIGO Live.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.