Construction jokes
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.