Construction jokes
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.