Construction jokes
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
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"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.