How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
What did Shrek say to the princess? “I love walls!”
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how many you throw.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
