Construction jokes
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Memes
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.