Construction jokes
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Low quality
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.