Construction jokes
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Memes
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.