What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?, screw you
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
I need more webs and i need more supplys for more webs how do i make them? WITH SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
Why is the tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the twin towers
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
i had some puns about construction but im still workin on em
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
That dam looks dam cool
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
What Kind of Hardware store can't orphans go into
Home Depot
America:i going to build a wall
Nazi:been there
Soviet union:done that
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell/ properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense
