What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Floor on the road?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
