Construction jokes
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.