What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Floor on the road?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
