Home Improvement Jokes

Nobody really liked our fireplace.

So I turned it into a brick pizza oven. Idk why, but now everyone likes our fireplace.

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!

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A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.