How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends how hard you can throw them.