Construction jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Bob the builder.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."