Construction

Construction Jokes

My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?

Because they go down so well.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.