How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.