Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
