Construction jokes
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Floor on the road?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump built a wall around her.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.