There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Bob the builder.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
