WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
