Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
Construction Jokes
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw 'em.
My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
