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Construction jokes

WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.

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  • How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well, it depends how hard you can throw.

    What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?

    Answer: You can unscrew the nail.

    How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

    Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

    My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

    Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?

    You pick it up off the street.

    Why does new pavement smell like butt?

    In other words you can also call it asphalt.

    Ass-phalt.

    I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!

    What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

    Lego, so he can build a home.