My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?
Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
Why were the twin towers fighting
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plaine
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beeches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
somone was bullying stephen so i said why do you not stand up for your self
When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
