Conflict jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

How was copper wire invented?

Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.

Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?

A: Because they were fencing.

John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

My ex keeps missing me. But her aim is steadily improving...

There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

I told my friend that someone accused him of blowing dead bears. I said I defended him by responding that I saw 1 get up and walk away.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.

Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Violence is never the answer:

It's the solution.