Conflict

Conflict jokes

Time Machine

    • If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

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    • Drone

    • What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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    • Twin

    • One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

    My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

    Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

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    • Hitler

    • John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.

    Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"

    John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"

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    • Conflict memes

    Monkey

    • I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

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    • Fight

    • We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

    1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

    2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

    3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

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