Conflict jokes
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.