What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
