Conflict Jokes

In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

How did the British lose the war of 1812

They were out Britshed

If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?

if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."

Why cant a homeless person be in The Boys

Because he would have beef with homelander

Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times It’s all about execution

The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up

we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.

Russia vs Ukraine be like that cod modern warfare mission 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.

Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.

Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!!

Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.

When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.