Conflict jokes
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."