Conflict

Conflict jokes

Bomb

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.

Feminist

What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

    War

    I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

    He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.

    Memes

    Atomic Bomb

    Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

    From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

    Taliban

    If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.

    Mickey Mouse

    Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...

    ...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."

    To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"

    Palestinian

    How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

    Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Drone

    What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Car crash

    A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

    The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

    The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

    The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

    Drone

    What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?

    I don’t know, I just fly the drone.