Conflict jokes
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument?
A knife has a point.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.